The Adventures Of Captain Under Pants

I'm coming from the war mom

I'm coming home from war mom

The war is over and I lived that whole time and my family is going to be happy and surprised. I

can not wait until I get home. And I'm hungry from all that work. I actually am sick a little cause

we don't have a lot of food at the war cause we are there twenty-four hr. non stop no sleeping break no nothing. So I do need food cause I didn't eat. Did I mention my brother he was in the war too. He is real sick and hungry he got shot but is still living he is getting wounded. He is coming home tomorrow. I'm almost home and they are going to be surprised that I'm home. I

am passing a lot of hurt people they are just laying there blooding and it is nasty. I think I lost my apatite I don't want any food any more. I am home and I'm going to surprise them . When I opened the door no one was there and they all jumped out and shouted HURRAY!! Kevin is home and they had supper on the table and it was looking good. I ate the most food cause I was hungry
and my brother is actually just came threw the door. We made him some food.

I'm off to war mom

Dear mom I'm off to the war. I'm a little scared but there is no fear. There is a lot of people here going to fight. I'm sure I'm going to be fine! I thank there won't any big problems there.

Mom I want you to not worry I will see you maybe after a couple of days.

When I got head on with the British I knew that this was the moment that everyone has been waiting for when the captin yell charge I felt like I was safe because I was in the back so I stayed

behind people but once I did shoot someone cause I got so scared my gun went boom so I had

to load my gun up and I was strugling with that cause you have to put some in there and stab it in

there to load it up. I'm starting to build some confedence in this now am all over the place shooting and loading my gun fast. Now its turning mid night a lot of people are hurt and dead .

Did I mentoin That I have a son cause he says that he want to be in the army to fight but he might just change his mind cause he is only 2 years old and he doesn't realize that they shoot you also.

Now its four in the morning and there is not a lot of people fighting and the british has little more people then us. A lot of people are hurt and bleeding bad now the british is losing.

Oh no!! its worse someone hit me with a gun I shot him. And that was the last person we won

and I survived!!!!!As we got to the momorial we did a row check I saw my family and they look

sad I think that they thought that I didn't survive but as they called my name I yelled here sir and they looked up and then they saw me . They were happy that I was alive we went home and eat diner I was starving badly and we made some turkey legs. Every day we have a family get together. We laugh and tell jokes.