The Adventures Of Captain Under Pants

I'm coming from the war mom

I'm coming home from war mom

The war is over and I lived that whole time and my family is going to be happy and surprised. I

can not wait until I get home. And I'm hungry from all that work. I actually am sick a little cause

we don't have a lot of food at the war cause we are there twenty-four hr. non stop no sleeping break no nothing. So I do need food cause I didn't eat. Did I mention my brother he was in the war too. He is real sick and hungry he got shot but is still living he is getting wounded. He is coming home tomorrow. I'm almost home and they are going to be surprised that I'm home. I

am passing a lot of hurt people they are just laying there blooding and it is nasty. I think I lost my apatite I don't want any food any more. I am home and I'm going to surprise them . When I opened the door no one was there and they all jumped out and shouted HURRAY!! Kevin is home and they had supper on the table and it was looking good. I ate the most food cause I was hungry
and my brother is actually just came threw the door. We made him some food.

I'm off to war mom

Dear mom I'm off to the war. I'm a little scared but there is no fear. There is a lot of people here going to fight. I'm sure I'm going to be fine! I thank there won't any big problems there.

Mom I want you to not worry I will see you maybe after a couple of days.

When I got head on with the British I knew that this was the moment that everyone has been waiting for when the captin yell charge I felt like I was safe because I was in the back so I stayed

behind people but once I did shoot someone cause I got so scared my gun went boom so I had

to load my gun up and I was strugling with that cause you have to put some in there and stab it in

there to load it up. I'm starting to build some confedence in this now am all over the place shooting and loading my gun fast. Now its turning mid night a lot of people are hurt and dead .

Did I mentoin That I have a son cause he says that he want to be in the army to fight but he might just change his mind cause he is only 2 years old and he doesn't realize that they shoot you also.

Now its four in the morning and there is not a lot of people fighting and the british has little more people then us. A lot of people are hurt and bleeding bad now the british is losing.

Oh no!! its worse someone hit me with a gun I shot him. And that was the last person we won

and I survived!!!!!As we got to the momorial we did a row check I saw my family and they look

sad I think that they thought that I didn't survive but as they called my name I yelled here sir and they looked up and then they saw me . They were happy that I was alive we went home and eat diner I was starving badly and we made some turkey legs. Every day we have a family get together. We laugh and tell jokes.

Its February and snowing the first time this winter and Greg and Rowly are goinng to make the world biggest snow man. He calls Rowly over and he comes out and they start . Things aren't turning out the way it suppose to the bass is like messed up and its suppose to be like 8 feet tall. Well they quite that cause it stopped snowing. When school started back they were stating to do a comic book thing for popularity. Him and Rowly teamed up and did some funny things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Greg and Rowly are the safety patrol and they don't have stations so they don't have to go out side when it's cold or something like that. They leave at 12 15 o"clock to walk the kindergarten

home and they get out early . Once some one had an accident in there pants but Greg didn't care.

 Greg and Rowly show off cause they get to show up ten minutes late to class. But Greg is tiered of waking up so early. 

Greg and Rowly was playing a game on a big wheel you throw a football at the person who is riding it . And Greg broke Rowly's arm by him falling off  the bike and landing on his left arm. At school he was like popular and the girls were all like nice to him and wanted him to come eat lunch at there table and feed him.

        Sense its the 4th quarter of schoolthey picked new classes Greg picked a study class . He had 

robot to build but in stead they couldn't build that the teacher said that they can just say what there robot could or will do.

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Greg didn't get very many things in stead he got two or three presents for Christmas his little brother Manny got like 500 toys like a basketball goal and other cool things like that.

His uncle Charlie who gives him every thing he wants he gave Greg a picture of him just standing there. this Christmas was probably the worst Christmas he had. He went to Rowly's house and he was having a WONDERFUL!!!!!!!!! Christmas he had the video game that Greg wanted twisted wizard but at least he got to play the game over his house in tell Rowly's dad 

found out that the game was violent but the game is like rated (e).

Christmas is coming up and Greg wanted a barbie doll house not cause he like girls stuff cause he needed it for his army men toys. His uncle gives him anything so he asked him sense his mom and dad wont give him one . But on christmas day his uncle came with the first thing he saw at the store something  that said barbie on it. His brother Rodrick wanted a new van for his band,drums,and a shrunken head .

Greg knows what he is going to be for the part he's going to be the tree that throws apples. he liked it for 1. he doesn't sing and 2. he gets to throw apples at Patty. He was mad cause they have 

practice on the play and thats when he works out.

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Greg got a school flyer and his mom saw it she marched right to his room. His mom said that he is going to the school play. Greg BEGGED his mom not to sign up but doing all that made his 

mom sure that he was going to the school play. His dad came to see what was going on and Greg 

told his dad that his mom was making him go to the play his mom and dad argued for a little bit

but he knew dad couldn't take on mom so he had to go. The play that they were doing was (Wizard of Oz). Greg didn't even see that movie so he didn't even know what to do. He heard that

there were a bad which and good which. He wanted that cause he gets to get Patty back. But he knew that if he did get the which part he will be the good which.

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Greg has a pop quiz and he sits by the map so he can pass but Patty yeld out techer teacher the map is out and Greg was mad so he came home with a bad report of his grade.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Thats the end

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                                                                      the chapter!!!

diary of a wimpy kid

Greg wanted to gain weight and muscle so he won't be in Fregly's weight group and won't fight him every day he is the best fighter in his group. He told his mom and dad and his mom didn't care but his dad did cause he wants Greg to go out side and do sports instead of playing video games. His dad said maybe if you wait you can get a bench press bed and weights for Christmas. But he couldn't wait! So he got some milk gallon jugs and empty the out and put them on a broom stick and got a ironing board and. Called his friend over as a workout partner. His partner tried it but couldn't lift them

 up and they were EMPTY!!!! It was so hard that he said FPOOO!!!! His arms were wiggly and weak.

diary of a wimpy kid

diary of a wimpy kid

the wrestling is worst you cant even walk 5 feet with out getting beat up. people at recess are on the basketball court fight all the time now its just CRAZY. 

diary of a wimpy kid