diary of a wimpy kid

Greg wanted to gain weight and muscle so he won't be in Fregly's weight group and won't fight him every day he is the best fighter in his group. He told his mom and dad and his mom didn't care but his dad did cause he wants Greg to go out side and do sports instead of playing video games. His dad said maybe if you wait you can get a bench press bed and weights for Christmas. But he couldn't wait! So he got some milk gallon jugs and empty the out and put them on a broom stick and got a ironing board and. Called his friend over as a workout partner. His partner tried it but couldn't lift them

 up and they were EMPTY!!!! It was so hard that he said FPOOO!!!! His arms were wiggly and weak.